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Thursday, March 5th, 2009

Posted by:mountain_nest.
Time:4:36 pm.
A guest on Oprah today (one of the members of the heroin addict family) is named Mike Hawk.
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Thursday, November 20th, 2008

Posted by:so_there.
Time:7:03 pm.
sorry, Alexis P., but your kid's name is worse than his monkey cake.
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Tuesday, October 7th, 2008

Posted by:miss_madelyn.
Time:10:28 pm.
Just saw this WTF? name:


Um? Pretty sure my brain just exploded.
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Monday, May 19th, 2008

Posted by:ferrarius.
Time:9:33 pm.
My sister in law wants to name her son Shadow, after her cat who died recently.

Before she knew it was a boy she wanted to name it Pink. She actually still contemplated that name after finding out it was a boy, but her husband talked her out of it. He's working on Shadow now.
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Wednesday, April 30th, 2008

Subject:Step away from the game.
Posted by:ireane.
Time:3:57 pm.
I just saw a signature advertising the upcoming birth of a little girl already named Haylo.

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Subject:WTF MATE?
Posted by:miss_madelyn.
Time:2:33 pm.
Call me a biatch, but HOW do you congratulate a friend on their new bundle of joy when they chose this atrocity of a name:

Maegyn Tahirry Robyn

Srsly? HOW DO YOU EVEN SAY THAT? I didn't realize I knew people this demented. ICK.
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Friday, April 18th, 2008

Posted by:meredith_mae.
Time:9:29 pm.
At my job I look at lists of customers just about everyday. I see some really odd names, but this one is the best I've ever encountered:


I'm not even kidding.
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Wednesday, February 20th, 2008

Subject:sports fan dad won the name game?
Posted by:mountain_nest.
Time:9:59 am.
On PBS Kids Sprout, people send in their kids' info and cards and stuff for birthday shoutouts. Today there was a birthday card for a little girl, Torre, said like Tori. Love, Mom, dad, and sister Peyton.

*sigh* I am glad my husband isn't a complete sports jackass. He loves him some pigskin, but he wouldn't insist we name our daughter Favre or something.
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Sunday, January 20th, 2008

Posted by:_live_each_day_.
Time:5:51 pm.
More baptismal names!

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Sunday, December 2nd, 2007

Posted by:_live_each_day_.
Time:1:25 pm.

So every few months, my church publishes the names of the babies that were baptised.

Here's the exhaustive list that appeared, minus last names.  The twins are in red, and my community has a lot of Irish and Italian families which explains why there is a huge number of those kind of names.  Surprisingly, not as many Jacobs and Emilys as one would think, although the amount of Avas is sickening.

For the record, this is a Roman Catholic church on the north shore of Long Island in New York State.
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Saturday, December 1st, 2007

Subject:Can you spell that for me?
Posted by:muliebrity.
Time:1:36 am.

And my personal favorite, Thor. At least it's spelled correctly.
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Thursday, November 29th, 2007

Subject:why, oh why?
Posted by:muliebrity.
Time:6:26 pm.
Some *uneek* names from today:

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Wednesday, November 14th, 2007

Posted by:meredith_mae.
Time:10:25 pm.
A friend of a friend named her baby Justus Gabrial. No offense, but is this where I make a joke about her being 19 and from West Virginia?
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Wednesday, September 5th, 2007

Subject:Sweet like sugar...
Posted by:42dirtygirl.
Time:1:05 pm.
 I'd love to take credit for finding this but alas one of my bestest friends did.

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Monday, September 3rd, 2007

Subject:Only me...
Posted by:42dirtygirl.
Time:11:32 am.
Mood: surprised.
A few posts back I commented about the "Happy birthday Aspin". 

It's biting me in the arse. 

Aspin is in my step-daughters 2nd grade class. I was laughing my ass off when I saw her desk. I'm going to hell. But on the plus there SO many effed up names at her school I should have a real post here in the next few days.

  Man it's bad. Small town + No aspirations = bad bad baby names.

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Monday, July 23rd, 2007

Posted by:42dirtygirl.
Time:11:39 am.
As seen on the Burger Box sign:

"Happy Birthday Aspin"

Why, oh why.

Either she's named after the Arizona State Public Information Network, Les Aspin or her parents just can't spell worth a lick. 

I'm gunning for that last one.
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Monday, June 18th, 2007

Posted by:42dirtygirl.
Time:10:34 am.
Anique Quintana

Is this like 'Antique'? And the middle name has me thinking "La Quinta"... I wonder if she comes with free high-speed internet and a continental breakfast...
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Monday, June 11th, 2007

Subject:people and their rhyming skillz...
Posted by:miss_madelyn.
Time:2:18 pm.
Mood: chipper.
So, my fiance and I were looking in the Annoucements this weekend- yanno, the section of the paper that has all the weddings, engagements, babys, anniversaries? I like to browse it for kicks, and sometimes for giggles...

Someone had a birth annoucement, and I had to look twice...but they named their little boy (ready for it?)


WTF?! Are people just sitting around going, "hmm, let's add a letter to the name Aiden and see what we come up with?" It's not even a NAME, it's...JUST...wow.
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Tuesday, May 29th, 2007

Subject:Heavens to...
Posted by:42dirtygirl.
Time:7:46 pm.
There were a few here that stood out, but only one that made me mouth 'holy shit'.

MUNIN Scandinavian
MURA Japanese
MURIEL Celtic/Gaelic
MURPHY Celtic/Gaelic
MURRAY English
MURRON Celtic/Gaelic
MUSOKE African
MUTIA Arabic
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Sunday, May 13th, 2007

Posted by:lateforthesky.
Time:9:45 pm.
There is a crackwhore who frequently shops where I work. I don't know the names of her two oldest kids, but I do know that her 2-year-old is named Mister.
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